Sunday, May 18, 2008

Bake sale ? to fund audit.

Maybe, APS stakeholders could gather together $120K and
pay for our own forensic audit of the entire APS leadership.

or maybe,
we could slip a hundred twenty five large under the table
to New Mexico State Auditor Hector Balderas,
and he would do one.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Slipping it to Hector might get better results.

Anonymous said...

From your local Principal to Governor Richardson, they're all afraid of APS blowing up when Joe Public finds out the truth.
This includes Hector, Cook Karie, Savage's #1 fan Winston Brooks, and I think the local Teacher's Union.
They sit around like chimps with a nuclear bomb button sitting in front of them...but these chimps don;t dare try to dismantle it cause they are too afraid of it going off!

Joseph Lopez said...

I like the Simian theme, Gorilla Grodd could be Winston Brooks.

Brooks in Gorilla Costume-
"What am forensic audit? Me no need no stinking forensic audit!"

Paula (In Chunky D. Elephant Costume, not much padding needed)
"This blinking button is PRETTY,,,"(Eats from bucket containing the Dead Dreams of Children and the psychic gore of Elitism)

Brooks -
"Uh, no really, can they look into my FINANCES in this town, I thought the MOB ran all the "New" states - New York, New Jersy, New Mexico - I thought I was among FRIENDS!"

Paula -
"Tom Czar the Savage is the OLD way, we are the NEW way, take some of this here mediocre but copious educational slop or find another job, Brooksie."

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the political satire chuckles Joseph!
Job well done!