Adult Humor. If it will offend you, don't read it.

Three gentleman are sitting on the porch having an animated discussion. One is arguing that he probably has the largest nose in the world. Another gentleman is arguing that he probably has the world's largest thumbs.

They decide to pursue the issue by going to the place where one can have Guinness World Records decided on the spot.

On the way, the third gentleman reluctantly admits that he probably has the world's smallest penis, and is interested in determining if he too is world record holder.

As they walk out of the place where Guinness World Records are adjudicated on the spot, each carries a sheet of paper.

The first reads his paper and says; "Here it is; I have the world's biggest nose."
The second reads his and says; "And I have the world's biggest thumbs."

The third reads his paper and says; "Who in the hell is Winston C. Brooks?"

When Winston Brooks attention is drawn to this post, he likely will not be amused.

Yet he can do nothing about it.

He cannot take umbrage without admitting that
he has read this post. And that he read my demand for a
candid forthright and honest admission of his intentions
regarding;

1. administrative role modeling
2. administrative standards of conduct and competence, and
3. an administrative accountability audit.

Since he has no intention of being honest with APS stakeholders on those three issues, or even of acknowledging their existence, he cannot respond to the joke either; and it will remain on the internet for eternity, popping up any time anyone googles his name.