Become a Communications Specialist

APS has an ad in the Journal. They are looking for a:
Specialist: Communications Community Relations. The job pays between $41 - $47K.

There is no indication whether you will be adding to the team, or replacing someone who is leaving.

Your job description; spin the truth.

Take the truth about all of the bad things that happen in the APS, and either hide it completely; or deliberately distort it to the point where stakeholders will not be upset.

You must be willing to participate willingly in efforts to skirt the requirements of open government laws.

It is a full time job.

You must be willing to work for and with people who sold their souls for between $41 and $105K a year.

Biggest perk; you'll get to hang out with Monica Armenta.

Downside; ...the devil owns your soul.