Monica Armenta Needs Another Assistant

An advertisement in the Sunday Journal reveals that APS is trying to hire another "communication specialist."

For an annual salary of between $41K and $47K,
far more than a beginning teacher makes,
the new specialist will;

• assist in planning, preparing and implementing public relations campaigns( to draw public attention away from real problems, and focus it instead the district's success stories.)

• Assist in planning and updating the district web site, (in order to keep it one of the most user unfriendly and fundamentally worthless websites on the internet.)

• Represent the district on radio, television, and it the print media. (requires the willingness to sell one's soul for a $1K a week.)

The real upside for the successful applicant will be
the opportunity to work directly under Monica Armenta.

The new apprentice prevaricator will learn how
to move their lips without speaking;

kind of like a ventriloquist,
backwards.